http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com Of course! I'd LOVE to see your band! Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:52:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/the-reign-of-the-so-cal-japanese-noise/ The Replay. Alas, Wood Roses is in Lawrence, so that will win the toss up, yet I don't expect to stay for much more than the time it takes me to drop of an old 1/4" 4-track for somebody. Green Milk from the Planet Orange makes me think "Creamed Corn from the Temple of Anus" every time I hear it. So I did a Google search for "Temple of Anus" and found only three hits, all of them making reference to the poster above. Go figure. I would think that given there is a website for every godforsaken bodily function being performed on Japanese chicks and for fat guys in shit-filled diapers being changed by girls in pigtails and halter tops that there would have been something funnier in the "Temple of Anus" world. But nope. This means two things: There is still one more porn movie title left, and there is one more sex genre to be explored. I'll let you get right on that. Not my thing. I'm busy. Speaking of shitting on Japanese chicks, why are the Japanese beating the shit out of us at rock these days? Between the Japs and the New Zealanders, we hardly stand a chance. Melt-Banana, Acid Mothers Temple, Boris, Black Boned Angel, Birchville Cat Motel, and Green Corn from the Socket Orange or whatever. Plus that Keiji Haino douchebag who manages to crank out something every few weeks. There was a period when Thurston Moore was taking a dump on about 200 records a year, and I kind of think of Haino as that kind of guy. I think that is a flattering thing to say about both of them. I think. From what I can tell, The Creamed Milk from Planet Davis guys sit down while they play. That isn't how I like my Japanese noise / prog / whatever. Sitting down? When they rock out, do they do chair-bound hair flips? Instead of jumps and stomps and shit, do they just fall out of their chairs? WTF is that about? I've really never seen footage of them standing up. God, I hope they're not crippled. Then I'd feel horrible.]]> http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/hiroshima/ http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/fat-is-funny/ http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/stupid-post/ http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/out-of-the-pines/ http://www.guaranteedtonotshowup.com/welcome-to-the-world-of-nope/